Thursday, June 30, 2005

Remembering the Ayatollah

Certain infidels are attacking Iran's new President Ahmadinejad for taking part in the Hostage Crisis of 1979 (as if what is happening in Palestine is not a hostage crisis!).

It is unfortunate that Goatse-Jihadi is not here, for he has found memories of the Ayatollah Khomeini:

Ayatollahs for Michael Jackson

Iran has just had an election, and the people have elected the moderate mayor of Teheran. Will he help free Goatse-Jihadi?

As you can see, the Ayatollahs of Iran approve of Michael Jackson, and now that Michael Jackson is free, they can devote their energies to freeing Goatse-Jihadi:




Read what the infidel has to say about this behavior - fully endorsed by the late Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Filisteen for Goatse-Jihadi

Good news - the Palestinians, the rightful owners of Filisteen al Muslima, have sworn to support the release of Goatse-Jihadi!

Suha Arafat meeting with Mrs Rodham-Clinton:


Palestinian freedom fighters showing their support for Goatse-Jihadi:



And Yasser himself, our Abu Ammar, secretly wrote about the hero to all mujahideen, the Goatse-Jihadi, shortly before he succumbed to the results of his carnal love for Filisteen boys:

Thursday, June 23, 2005

Kuffars spoiling our beeotches

Were Goatse Jihadi here, instead of presumably rotting in the TORTURE CHAMBERS of the Jooos and Crusaders, he would be quite angry with the beeotches below. Do they not know their place???



Lo! Goatse Jihadi would long for the days when Ayman al Zawahiri could express himself in the open instead of hiding from the Jooos and AmeriKKKans.

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

A Vision of Goatse Jihadi!!!

Our naked mujahideen brothers have seen a vision of the Goatse Jihadi!!!



Could this mean that Goatse Jihadi is safe and that he has not buckled under the clear TORTURE of his captors, the Jooos and Crusaders? Fight on, naked man-loving jihadi brothers, fight on until we find and free the Goatse Jihadi!

Fellow Jihadists pray for the release of Goatse Jihadi

Our jihadi brothers in arms pray for the release of Goatse Jihadi:

Thursday, June 16, 2005

We must find the Goatse-Jihadi!

It is now imperative - our mujahideen brothers must find Goatse-Jihadi! (and not just to satisfy their carnal, er, never mind)

It is imperative to find him because it appears that Goatse-Jihadi has been hiding an important item for all jihadis . . .

Saturday, June 11, 2005

Free the Goatse Jihadi!

Our operatives have informed us that a Goatse Jihadi has been captured! No doubt he has been taken hostage by the Zionist American forces bent on world domination of the neoliberal order and McDonalds. The Joooooo and Crusader must be stopped before they add the Goatse-Jihadi to the gulag of Guantanamo Bay! End the occupayyyyshunnn of Filisteen al Muslima! Free Goatse Jihadi!

As seen below, our freedom fighters have begun to plan the operation to free Goatse-Jihadi:



UPDATE! Worldwide protests have spontaneously broken out to demand the release of the Goatse-Jihadi!






The Goatse-Jihadi is touched!

I am sure the goatse-jihadi is touched. Looks like some more jihadis are ready to sacrifice themselved for goatse. They are goatse-jihadis in the making!

Monday, June 06, 2005

Metrosexuals in the Islamic world

Mona Charen has found a strange article in a Department of State sponsored magazine. This article apparently is trying to promote the Metrosexual lifestyle to the Arab world.

As the Goatse-Jihadi will tell you, metrosexuality is a great thing, and helps to blur the line between heteros and "not that there's anything wrong with it." This is probably good for Osama, Ayman and Abu Musab, as putting them in touch with their 72 raisin side (read: fruity) might lessen their self-hatred when they act as the receivers for the Goatse-Jihadi givers.

Givers and Receivers in the Islamic World

Great article at FrontPage: "Islam's Love-Hate Relationship with Homosexuality". Everybody knows that Osama, Ayman, Abu Musab, and the rotting molecules that were once Mohammad Atta all wish they could be receivers - after all, they desire to be just like the Goatse-Jihadi.

Saturday, June 04, 2005

Welcome to the Goatse Jihadi

Welcome to the Goatse Jihadi, the website which tracks news about the member of the mujahideen who is showing it all for his fellow jihadists.

If you are unfamiliar with Goatse, read about it here.