Tuesday, July 12, 2005

It wasn't the Goatse-Jihadi

A transgendered transtesticalled man was discovered belly dancing and acting as a woman in the city of Queerteef, er, Qateef:

Police also arrested a belly dancer on stage who turned out to be a man in disguise wearing an abaya or black robe as worn by Saudi women. Those present were so convinced by his performance they thought he was a woman, the paper reported.


Some thought that this was Goatse-Jihadi, but no, Goatse-Jihadi knows that acting in this manner is an affront to Allah and to the jihadi. All jihadis know that their sexual conduct must be between and among other manly jihadis and at no point are they to wear make up or the chador, hijab, jilbab, or jib-jab.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

No humor for now >:|

Jokes can be a wonderful thing. Ask the kids who got a laugh when the Three Stooges ridiculed the Fuhrer in the 1930's. That is why this silly blog exists, but there is no humor today.

If you are one who thinks GWB or Ariel Sharon is a bigger threat to world peace than freaks who blow up buses, please do us a favor: pull apart your anus, insert your head, and become your OWN Goatse guy. Please keep head inserted until the stench knocks some sense into you.

If you end the phrase "I condemn the attacks in London" with the word "BUT" followed by (a) some BS about "legitimate claims", (b) some BS about colonialism in the Middle East (check the history book f*ckwad, the US was never there and the Brits were there only from 1918-post WWI), or (c) anything with the words "neoliberalism" or "neoconservatives" or "Jooos", then please, in the immortal words of Dick Cheney, "GO FUCK YOURSELF." Or, if you don't like English, "ENTE ZIBB KABIR".

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Abu Mazen speaks

Abu Mazen / Mahmoud Abbas finally speaks. Yes, indeed, the release of Goatse-Jihadi is an absolute requirement to any road map to peace.