Tuesday, July 12, 2005

It wasn't the Goatse-Jihadi

A transgendered transtesticalled man was discovered belly dancing and acting as a woman in the city of Queerteef, er, Qateef:

Police also arrested a belly dancer on stage who turned out to be a man in disguise wearing an abaya or black robe as worn by Saudi women. Those present were so convinced by his performance they thought he was a woman, the paper reported.


Some thought that this was Goatse-Jihadi, but no, Goatse-Jihadi knows that acting in this manner is an affront to Allah and to the jihadi. All jihadis know that their sexual conduct must be between and among other manly jihadis and at no point are they to wear make up or the chador, hijab, jilbab, or jib-jab.