The Goatse Jihadi

TO THE PERSON WHO REPORTED ME TO FLICKR

2006-02-25T06:46:00.000-08:00

To the person who reported me to Flickr:

First, I strongly suggest you view Y.A.A.F.M. #12.

Next, I am really sorry that some PhotoChops and a cartoon hurt your poor widdle "feelings." I suppose this means that you'll have to go blow up a bunch of children to make up for your low self esteem. There are reasons why your culture has sucked ass for a thousand years, and it sure as shit isn't "imperialism." Oh, on that note, my history book must be incorrect, so please show me where the U.S.A. had established colonies in the Middle East. The UK and the French were only there for a short time post-WWI, you dumb prick.

You might've shut down one image hosting site, but there are others, so don't think you jihadiot cocksuckers have won anything.

Mohammed / Muhammed Cartoon Cartoons

2006-02-17T05:51:00.000-08:00

Normally I try to follow a "live and let live" strategy. I don't really care what a person believes so long as they don't break the law or want to destroy the USA, and I try to respect other people not out of some namby-pamby crunchy Granola PoMo Fag-ism but because the Golden Rule would have us do unto others as we would have them do unto us.

But if you're the type who weren't offended by 9/11, Madrid, 7/7, and 1300 years of jihadi, but were offended by a F*CKING CARTOON, then I really hope you are pissed off at this:

Anta zibb al Kabir, you losers.

It wasn't the Goatse-Jihadi

2005-07-12T13:09:00.000-07:00

A transgendered transtesticalled man was discovered belly dancing and acting as a woman in the city of Queerteef, er, Qateef:

Police also arrested a belly dancer on stage who turned out to be a man in disguise wearing an abaya or black robe as worn by Saudi women. Those present were so convinced by his performance they thought he was a woman, the paper reported.

Some thought that this was Goatse-Jihadi, but no, Goatse-Jihadi knows that acting in this manner is an affront to Allah and to the jihadi. All jihadis know that their sexual conduct must be between and among other manly jihadis and at no point are they to wear make up or the chador, hijab, jilbab, or jib-jab.

No humor for now >:|

2005-07-07T18:16:00.000-07:00

Jokes can be a wonderful thing. Ask the kids who got a laugh when the Three Stooges ridiculed the Fuhrer in the 1930's. That is why this silly blog exists, but there is no humor today.

If you are one who thinks GWB or Ariel Sharon is a bigger threat to world peace than freaks who blow up buses, please do us a favor: pull apart your anus, insert your head, and become your OWN Goatse guy. Please keep head inserted until the stench knocks some sense into you.

If you end the phrase "I condemn the attacks in London" with the word "BUT" followed by (a) some BS about "legitimate claims", (b) some BS about colonialism in the Middle East (check the history book f*ckwad, the US was never there and the Brits were there only from 1918-post WWI), or (c) anything with the words "neoliberalism" or "neoconservatives" or "Jooos", then please, in the immortal words of Dick Cheney, "GO FUCK YOURSELF." Or, if you don't like English, "ENTE ZIBB KABIR".

Abu Mazen speaks

2005-07-02T23:20:00.000-07:00

Abu Mazen / Mahmoud Abbas finally speaks. Yes, indeed, the release of Goatse-Jihadi is an absolute requirement to any road map to peace.

Remembering the Ayatollah

2005-06-30T12:30:00.000-07:00

Certain infidels are attacking Iran's new President Ahmadinejad for taking part in the Hostage Crisis of 1979 (as if what is happening in Palestine is not a hostage crisis!).

It is unfortunate that Goatse-Jihadi is not here, for he has found memories of the Ayatollah Khomeini:

Ayatollahs for Michael Jackson

2005-06-30T12:08:00.000-07:00

Iran has just had an election, and the people have elected the moderate mayor of Teheran. Will he help free Goatse-Jihadi?

As you can see, the Ayatollahs of Iran approve of Michael Jackson, and now that Michael Jackson is free, they can devote their energies to freeing Goatse-Jihadi:

Read what the infidel has to say about this behavior - fully endorsed by the late Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini.

Filisteen for Goatse-Jihadi

2005-06-28T16:42:00.000-07:00

Good news - the Palestinians, the rightful owners of Filisteen al Muslima, have sworn to support the release of Goatse-Jihadi!

Suha Arafat meeting with Mrs Rodham-Clinton:

Palestinian freedom fighters showing their support for Goatse-Jihadi:

And Yasser himself, our Abu Ammar, secretly wrote about the hero to all mujahideen, the Goatse-Jihadi, shortly before he succumbed to the results of his carnal love for Filisteen boys:

Kuffars spoiling our beeotches

2005-06-23T11:51:00.000-07:00

Were Goatse Jihadi here, instead of presumably rotting in the TORTURE CHAMBERS of the Jooos and Crusaders, he would be quite angry with the beeotches below. Do they not know their place???

Lo! Goatse Jihadi would long for the days when Ayman al Zawahiri could express himself in the open instead of hiding from the Jooos and AmeriKKKans.

A Vision of Goatse Jihadi!!!

2005-06-22T10:08:00.000-07:00

Our naked mujahideen brothers have seen a vision of the Goatse Jihadi!!!

Could this mean that Goatse Jihadi is safe and that he has not buckled under the clear TORTURE of his captors, the Jooos and Crusaders? Fight on, naked man-loving jihadi brothers, fight on until we find and free the Goatse Jihadi!

Fellow Jihadists pray for the release of Goatse Jihadi

2005-06-22T09:30:00.000-07:00

Our jihadi brothers in arms pray for the release of Goatse Jihadi:

We must find the Goatse-Jihadi!

2005-06-16T19:54:00.000-07:00

It is now imperative - our mujahideen brothers must find Goatse-Jihadi! (and not just to satisfy their carnal, er, never mind)

It is imperative to find him because it appears that Goatse-Jihadi has been hiding an important item for all jihadis . . .

Free the Goatse Jihadi!

2005-06-11T20:12:00.000-07:00

Our operatives have informed us that a Goatse Jihadi has been captured! No doubt he has been taken hostage by the Zionist American forces bent on world domination of the neoliberal order and McDonalds. The Joooooo and Crusader must be stopped before they add the Goatse-Jihadi to the gulag of Guantanamo Bay! End the occupayyyyshunnn of Filisteen al Muslima! Free Goatse Jihadi!

As seen below, our freedom fighters have begun to plan the operation to free Goatse-Jihadi:

UPDATE! Worldwide protests have spontaneously broken out to demand the release of the Goatse-Jihadi!

The Goatse-Jihadi is touched!

2005-06-11T16:08:00.000-07:00

I am sure the goatse-jihadi is touched. Looks like some more jihadis are ready to sacrifice themselved for goatse. They are goatse-jihadis in the making!

Metrosexuals in the Islamic world

2005-06-06T22:08:00.000-07:00

Mona Charen has found a strange article in a Department of State sponsored magazine. This article apparently is trying to promote the Metrosexual lifestyle to the Arab world.

As the Goatse-Jihadi will tell you, metrosexuality is a great thing, and helps to blur the line between heteros and "not that there's anything wrong with it." This is probably good for Osama, Ayman and Abu Musab, as putting them in touch with their 72 raisin side (read: fruity) might lessen their self-hatred when they act as the receivers for the Goatse-Jihadi givers.

Givers and Receivers in the Islamic World

2005-06-06T12:39:00.000-07:00

Great article at FrontPage: "Islam's Love-Hate Relationship with Homosexuality". Everybody knows that Osama, Ayman, Abu Musab, and the rotting molecules that were once Mohammad Atta all wish they could be receivers - after all, they desire to be just like the Goatse-Jihadi.

Welcome to the Goatse Jihadi

2005-06-04T16:03:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the Goatse Jihadi, the website which tracks news about the member of the mujahideen who is showing it all for his fellow jihadists.

If you are unfamiliar with Goatse, read about it here.